3 turnovers already and 1st quarter isn't even over yet

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 08/02/2018 at 20:40 • Filed to: Artificially-flavored football substitute

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Yep, preseason football is here.

Also, I forgot RGIII actually s igned with a team! I was like, “ what year is this?”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 20:50

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Eww, sports. 

facw > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 20:56

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Hey, he’s the most successful Brown’s QB of the past two years.

fhrblig > facw 08/02/2018 at 20:58

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He was the qb last time they won a game! In 2016. That's mind-blowing.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/02/2018 at 21:00

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*stuffs you into locker*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:00

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You' re a bad gay.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/02/2018 at 21:05

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That’s not what my husband says....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:07

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Tell him he's wrong.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/02/2018 at 21:16

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Then I don't want him to be right.

CTSenVy > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:17

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I suppose it’s better than no football at all, but not by much.

Chuckles > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:22

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I just can't bring myself to watch preseason ball.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:22

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First TD Griffin has thrown in, what, three years?

fhrblig > CTSenVy 08/02/2018 at 21:29

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Yeah, pretty much. First quarter was a bit entertaining, though.

fhrblig > Chuckles 08/02/2018 at 21:31

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I’ve been jonesing more than usual this year, so I'll take what I can get.

fhrblig > ttyymmnn 08/02/2018 at 21:32

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I think he might have thrown one in that Browns game, so maybe two years.

Monkey B > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:33

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NBC is obsessed with Orlando Brown Jr

Chuckles > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 21:45

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Fair enough. I've actually been feeling the opposite way. I'm an Eagles fan, so there's a very real possibility that I just witnessed the only Eagles Super Bowl of my lifetime. It might all be downhill from here. I'm an Eagles, Flyers, and Phillies fan and before this year the only thing I had to show for it in my lifetime was a single World Series victory in 2008. I've yet to see a Stanley Cup victory. So maybe I should quit while I'm ahead and get out of football now before it turns into even more of a clusterfuck.

fhrblig > Chuckles 08/02/2018 at 22:46

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I don't know, seems like the Eagles might be stacked for a while.

Chuckles > fhrblig 08/02/2018 at 22:52

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That’s what everyone said about those 2008 Phillies. They made it back the next year but lost, and after that they fell off. The Eagles might seemed stacked but you still need a lot of things to go your way to win a championship.